A little programmers humor

RandomCoder

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I've always liked this simple one...
  • There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.
 

Beja

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A military officer and a programmer talking over the phone...

M: Hi Jack, I have been busy all day, may be I can see you tomorrow. Over
P: That's ok with me Tim, then let it be. End Sub
 

Beja

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A programmer introduces himself to a lady next to his seat in a train:

P: Do you speak English?
L: (exited) I am from England!
P: Error, the question is do you speak English?

(Adapted from a real story)
 

WAZUMBi

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Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem


These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
 

WAZUMBi

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Here is one that has had many forms:

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
 
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