A little programmers humor

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  1. WAZUMBi

    WAZUMBi Well-Known Member Licensed User

    Found these on Pinterest...

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  2. WAZUMBi

    WAZUMBi Well-Known Member Licensed User

  3. WAZUMBi

    WAZUMBi Well-Known Member Licensed User

    I love this one...

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  4. WAZUMBi

    WAZUMBi Well-Known Member Licensed User

  5. RandomCoder

    RandomCoder Well-Known Member Licensed User

    It took me a little while to work out ;)
     
  6. RandomCoder

    RandomCoder Well-Known Member Licensed User

    I've always liked this simple one...
     
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  7. giga

    giga Well-Known Member Licensed User

    Good Ones! Thanks for sharing.
     
  8. Erel

    Erel Administrator Staff Member Licensed User

    Last edited: Apr 5, 2015
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  9. KMatle

    KMatle Expert Licensed User

    My favourite: Code written by a large company. So true.

    @Erel : Meeeeoooooow Meow
     
  10. RandomCoder

    RandomCoder Well-Known Member Licensed User

    It doesn't matter where you go, there always one! ;):D:D
     
  11. WAZUMBi

    WAZUMBi Well-Known Member Licensed User

    Not sure if this is too racy for this forum but...

    While we're on the topic of Fibonacci:

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  12. Erel

    Erel Administrator Staff Member Licensed User

  13. Beja

    Beja Expert Licensed User

    A military officer and a programmer talking over the phone...

    M: Hi Jack, I have been busy all day, may be I can see you tomorrow. Over
    P: That's ok with me Tim, then let it be. End Sub
     
  14. NJDude

    NJDude Expert Licensed User

  15. NJDude

    NJDude Expert Licensed User

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  16. NJDude

    NJDude Expert Licensed User

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  17. Beja

    Beja Expert Licensed User

    A programmer introduces himself to a lady next to his seat in a train:

    P: Do you speak English?
    L: (exited) I am from England!
    P: Error, the question is do you speak English?

    (Adapted from a real story)
     
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  18. WAZUMBi

    WAZUMBi Well-Known Member Licensed User

    Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: none, that's a hardware problem


    These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
    The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
    "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
     
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  19. Beja

    Beja Expert Licensed User

    B4X programmer to his wife:
    Shopping this weekend is False, are you missing a library?
     
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  20. WAZUMBi

    WAZUMBi Well-Known Member Licensed User

    Here is one that has had many forms:

    A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

    The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

    "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

    "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

    The man below replies, "You must work in management."

    "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

    "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
     
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