Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by WAZUMBi, Apr 4, 2015.
Found these on Pinterest...
I love this one...
It took me a little while to work out
I've always liked this simple one...
Good Ones! Thanks for sharing.
Let me be annoyingly smart(?) and post the correct way to recursively calculate the Fibonacci series:
Edit: Made a quiz out of this: http://www.b4x.com/android/forum/posts/329400/
My favourite: Code written by a large company. So true.
@Erel : Meeeeoooooow Meow
It doesn't matter where you go, there always one!
Not sure if this is too racy for this forum but...
While we're on the topic of Fibonacci:
And now we have a quiz: http://www.b4x.com/android/forum/threads/sunday-quiz-fibonacci-series.52600/
A military officer and a programmer talking over the phone...
M: Hi Jack, I have been busy all day, may be I can see you tomorrow. Over
P: That's ok with me Tim, then let it be. End Sub
A programmer introduces himself to a lady next to his seat in a train:
P: Do you speak English?
L: (exited) I am from England!
P: Error, the question is do you speak English?
(Adapted from a real story)
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem
These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
B4X programmer to his wife:
Shopping this weekend is False, are you missing a library?
Here is one that has had many forms:
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."