Job interview for a new immigrant:
Please go to that table and fill-in this form
ok sir!
Name: ------ John Johns
Sex: ------------ Very good
Date of Birth: ----------- I am a man
Who's the first president of the United States: ------- George Washington Bridge
What do you do if you wanted to exit from a highway: ----------- I use the steering wheel
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A guy wanted to talk to a girl sitting next to him in a train, but his English is so poor he didn't know how to start..
after traveling half the way, he collected all his courage and said to her:
- Squeeze me!
-What?
oh.. do you speak English?
- I am from England!
- Sorry, I mean.. do you speak English?
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Enjoy and happy weekend!
Please go to that table and fill-in this form
ok sir!
Name: ------ John Johns
Sex: ------------ Very good
Date of Birth: ----------- I am a man
Who's the first president of the United States: ------- George Washington Bridge
What do you do if you wanted to exit from a highway: ----------- I use the steering wheel
--------------
A guy wanted to talk to a girl sitting next to him in a train, but his English is so poor he didn't know how to start..
after traveling half the way, he collected all his courage and said to her:
- Squeeze me!
-What?
oh.. do you speak English?
- I am from England!
- Sorry, I mean.. do you speak English?
------------
Enjoy and happy weekend!