Real programmers don't die...

[wonder]

...they just GOSUB without RETURN.

Also:
- Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
- Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.
- 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Your turn now!

 

[Cableguy]

"Format c: (Y|N)"... Which format? Round, square, hex....who's hex? I like mine scrambled! Nah... Just say Yes

 

[RandomCoder]

The illustrious 'Any' key...

 

[RandomCoder]

Hope you like this, it made me chuckle a while back when I was given it as a Birthday card, luckily I've kept it and I'm able to share with you guys (and gal's ) as I can't find it on the web anywhere....

 

[wonder]

Did the coder beat the shit out the users?

 

[RandomCoder]

Bored them into submission

 

[wonder]

The girl in the corner looks rather disturbed...

 

[NJDude]

Well, there are all kinds of "programmers" you know.

 

[wonder]

Well, there are all kinds of "programmers" you know.

FIXED.

 

[lemonisdead]

Well, you forgot that large part the design is. A good design is very important to reveal all the power of the app

Even the icon has a large importance. Let's choose a good icon

Spoiler: Click here