...they just GOSUB without RETURN. Also: - Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? - Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. - Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. - Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay. - 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. Your turn now!