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The wonderful thing about this thread is:
I don't have to feel like a nerdy hermit. There are many others who think similarly.
I don't have to feel like a nerdy hermit. There are many others who think similarly.
q. why do computer people confuse halloween with christmas?
a. because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
I made the mistake yesterday of trying to explain that joke to a non-computer person,
but all I actually achieved was that that person now thinks I'm an idiot.
a. because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
I made the mistake yesterday of trying to explain that joke to a non-computer person,
but all I actually achieved was that that person now thinks I'm an idiot.
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And a baker's dozen equals 11 DOZ.
q. X is a number, isNumber(X) is true, but X is not equal to itself, X = X is false : what is X?
a. X is not a number
q. X is a number, isNumber(X) is true, but X is not equal to itself, X = X is false : what is X?
a. X is not a number
I would have requested it in Babylonian sexagesimal.
SOOOOOO many ways she could have divided it up then.
base-60 to us non-latin speakers.
PS $11111111 = 4F
[[ note 4f = 281]]
OK don't tell her I cheated
Can't find the video I saw once (or clip in a doccie) showing how 60 wheat grains can be divided in a bus-load of different piles......its amazing in a middle eastern market place../....
If B=binary DEC=decimal does SEX=babylonial?
Sounds like partitioning.
SEX = Sign EXtension, according to Motorola.
I think they also came up with HCF = Halt and Catch Fire.
finding the hidden partition....how one arrives at an ex-wife
I didn't arrive at my ex-wife; she used to arrive at me.
Well, it took us 7 years to actually divorce, so technically she wasn't my ex-wife at the time, but: close enough.
but more seriously, it could well be that the video you remember is... uh, hang on a sec, I've forgotten too.
Actually, the lizard brain says it was a some-or-other show episode on some or other channel where they visited some-or-other ..... I guess we're getting older Mate....
I wish that was the question in the math exam in college!!
#DevLogic #IFStatementsAreDangerousInRealLife
I'm not quite as bad as the eggcentric programmer, but I do hate double-barrelled yes/no questions eg:
Q. Were you home last night or at work?
A. Yes.
A perfectly accurate response that for some reason usually goes down even worse than:
babylonbee.com
Q. Were you home last night or at work?
A. Yes.
A perfectly accurate response that for some reason usually goes down even worse than:
Wife Doesn’t Like Tone Of Husband’s 'Ok' Text Reply
NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — Tensions rose between a local couple today after a woman texted her husband to ask him to pick up a mobile Target order for her on his way home from work, to which he replied "Ok." Reports indicated she was not at all happy with the tone of his "Ok" response.
babylonbee.com
Right answer is OK
Unfortunately this is often the way my son replies to that kind of questions.
It could get worse. Immagine a reply like "Yes. No.". Should we infer that it means:
- yes I was at home. No I wasn't at work
- yes and no. Partly at home and partly at work
- yes and no. I can't recall exactly. Or I was working in my home's neighbour yard. Or I am uncertain about the correct answer
About the lady who dind't like the simple OK message. I agree with her. Her husband should have replied with a servile "Sure Master, as you ordered. <here goes her exact message, just in case..>".
Afterall he is her husband. (delights of marriage) A brother, son or friend should be ok with the given OK answer...