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[hatzisn]

My wife told me she'll slam my head
on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn
m, noziyoao 78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf...

 

[aeric]

I think the last 3 emojis are typed by your wife and hit enter.

 

[Daestrum]

I think your head hit sideways as you have a spread from a to o, too wide for face on hit.

 

[rabbitBUSH]

Spoiler: give your wife Some pleasure

teach her to code