Son to his dad: "Dad, do we really originate from apes?"
Farther to his son: "Not sure my son - I don't know your mother's family that well....."
The teacher is explaining to the pupils what the word "ABSTRACT" means....
Teacher: "ABSTRACT is something that you can think about but can't touch. Can anyone of you give me an example of something ABSTRACT?"
One of boy's is the class: "Our neighbour's beautiful daughter....?"
Manager to employee: "You are fired!"
Employee: "Boss, but I did nothing....!"
Manager: "That is exactly the reason why you are fired....!"
Wife to her husband: "Bye bye my love...we are off to the shops...."
Husband: "You and who else?"
Wife: "Me and your wallet!"
Sunday school teacher to the boy: "Do you pray before you eat?"
Boy: "No Ms, no need to do so. My mom is an excellent cook...."
Little girl doing a prayer before going to sleep: "Dear God, can London please be the capital city of Argentina? Amen....!"
Mother: "This is a very strange prayer! Why do you want London to be the capital city of Argentina?"
Little girl: "Mom, because that is the answer that I gave in my geography test today...!"
What do you call a heavy weight professional boxer with earplugs in his ears?
You can call him whatever you want - he can't hear a thing....!
Farther: "Son, do you know what to do when the house catches fire?"
Son: "Dad, please tell me you are not trying to fix the oven again....!"
Blonde girl phones the IT service provider: "There is smoke coming out at the back of my computer...is there a fire at your place....?"
Blonde girl phones the fire brigade: "My house is on fire!"
Fireman: "How do we get to you?"
Blonde girl: "Helloooooo.....with your RED trucks you stupid fool!"
Farther to his son: "Not sure my son - I don't know your mother's family that well....."
The teacher is explaining to the pupils what the word "ABSTRACT" means....
Teacher: "ABSTRACT is something that you can think about but can't touch. Can anyone of you give me an example of something ABSTRACT?"
One of boy's is the class: "Our neighbour's beautiful daughter....?"
Manager to employee: "You are fired!"
Employee: "Boss, but I did nothing....!"
Manager: "That is exactly the reason why you are fired....!"
Wife to her husband: "Bye bye my love...we are off to the shops...."
Husband: "You and who else?"
Wife: "Me and your wallet!"
Sunday school teacher to the boy: "Do you pray before you eat?"
Boy: "No Ms, no need to do so. My mom is an excellent cook...."
Little girl doing a prayer before going to sleep: "Dear God, can London please be the capital city of Argentina? Amen....!"
Mother: "This is a very strange prayer! Why do you want London to be the capital city of Argentina?"
Little girl: "Mom, because that is the answer that I gave in my geography test today...!"
What do you call a heavy weight professional boxer with earplugs in his ears?
You can call him whatever you want - he can't hear a thing....!
Farther: "Son, do you know what to do when the house catches fire?"
Son: "Dad, please tell me you are not trying to fix the oven again....!"
Blonde girl phones the IT service provider: "There is smoke coming out at the back of my computer...is there a fire at your place....?"
Blonde girl phones the fire brigade: "My house is on fire!"
Fireman: "How do we get to you?"
Blonde girl: "Helloooooo.....with your RED trucks you stupid fool!"
