The 8 yo sun gets home, very happy with he had learned at school that day...
"What did you learn that made you so happy?" - the father asks
"I learned what logic is!"...
"Logic? Is that something we eat?" The dad asks
"Nonsense, dad. I will explain...
You like go fishing, right? So you got yourself a fishing rod! It's logical!"
and he continues...
"You like women? So you got married to mom! It's logical!"
The dad was as happy as the kid, he had learned what logic is!
Later he goes to the local bar to drink a beer with his mates... he couldn't hide how happy he was with what he had learned.
So a mate asks him "why you so happy?"
"I learned logic today!" He sais.
"Logic? Can we drink that?" Asks the mate...
"No, No... I will explain... you like fishing?"
"...yes!" Said the mate
"So you got a fishing rod!"...
The mate pauses... and sais...
"No, too expensive..."
The dad looked puzzled... and then the he got it!
"So, you like fishing but don't have a fishing rod... you're a homo!!!"
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JUST A JOKE, I MEAN NOT TO OFEND ANYONE
"What did you learn that made you so happy?" - the father asks
"I learned what logic is!"...
"Logic? Is that something we eat?" The dad asks
"Nonsense, dad. I will explain...
You like go fishing, right? So you got yourself a fishing rod! It's logical!"
and he continues...
"You like women? So you got married to mom! It's logical!"
The dad was as happy as the kid, he had learned what logic is!
Later he goes to the local bar to drink a beer with his mates... he couldn't hide how happy he was with what he had learned.
So a mate asks him "why you so happy?"
"I learned logic today!" He sais.
"Logic? Can we drink that?" Asks the mate...
"No, No... I will explain... you like fishing?"
"...yes!" Said the mate
"So you got a fishing rod!"...
The mate pauses... and sais...
"No, too expensive..."
The dad looked puzzled... and then the he got it!
"So, you like fishing but don't have a fishing rod... you're a homo!!!"
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JUST A JOKE, I MEAN NOT TO OFEND ANYONE
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