Learning about "Logic"

Cableguy

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The 8 yo sun gets home, very happy with he had learned at school that day...
"What did you learn that made you so happy?" - the father asks
"I learned what logic is!"...
"Logic? Is that something we eat?" The dad asks
"Nonsense, dad. I will explain...
You like go fishing, right? So you got yourself a fishing rod! It's logical!"
and he continues...
"You like women? So you got married to mom! It's logical!"
The dad was as happy as the kid, he had learned what logic is!
Later he goes to the local bar to drink a beer with his mates... he couldn't hide how happy he was with what he had learned.
So a mate asks him "why you so happy?"
"I learned logic today!" He sais.
"Logic? Can we drink that?" Asks the mate...
"No, No... I will explain... you like fishing?"
"...yes!" Said the mate
"So you got a fishing rod!"...
The mate pauses... and sais...
"No, too expensive..."
The dad looked puzzled... and then the he got it!
"So, you like fishing but don't have a fishing rod... you're a homo!!!"

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JUST A JOKE, I MEAN NOT TO OFEND ANYONE
 
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mangojack

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ehh .. Ok , not the funniest joke I've heard.:rolleyes:
 

Sandman

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That's not how it works. You can't tell an offensive joke and think you'll get away with it by saying you don't mean to offend anyone.
 

Cableguy

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That's not how it works. You can't tell an offensive joke and think you'll get away with it by saying you don't mean to offend anyone.
I will not be dragged to an endless discussion here... endless and fruitless.
A joke is just that... a tale meant to make you laugh. If you find it funny or not, depends on you sense of humor.
If you find it offensive, that too depends of your sense of... I would say morality, but even that could be seen as offensive.
 

Beja

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The 8 yo sun gets home, very happy with he had learned at school that day...
"What did you learn that made you so happy?" - the father asks
"I learned what logic is!"...
"Logic? Is that something we eat?" The dad asks
"Nonsense, dad. I will explain...
You like go fishing, right? So you got yourself a fishing rod! It's logical!"
and he continues...
"You like women? So you got married to mom! It's logical!"
The dad was as happy as the kid, he had learned what logic is!
Later he goes to the local bar to drink a beer with his mates... he couldn't hide how happy he was with what he had learned.
So a mate asks him "why you so happy?"
"I learned logic today!" He sais.
"Logic? Can we drink that?" Asks the mate...
"No, No... I will explain... you like fishing?"
"...yes!" Said the mate
"So you got a fishing rod!"...
The mate pauses... and sais...
"No, too expensive..."
The dad looked puzzled... and then the he got it!
"So, you like fishing but don't have a fishing rod... you're a homo!!!"

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS JUST A JOKE, I MEAN NOT TO OFEND ANYONE

We just need to observe the diverse cultures in this forum.. in some parts of the world, this joke maybe acceptable, in other parts it could be so aggressive or dehumanizing. The golden rule is: If you take this joke to a local main newspaper (in any country), would they publish it.. if not then think twice before trying to publish it on any other platform.------------ my two cents!
 
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