Variables

[wonder]

Boredom is kicking in...

PRIVATE Boat as Float
PRIVATE Whiskey as Double
PRIVATE Panties as String
PRIVATE Penis as Long

Carry on, guys...

 

[NJDude]

Private MentalIssues As List

 

[HotShoe]

Dim wit As Boolean

 

[wonder]

Sub Initialize_Morning
    Private Alarm_Clock As Beeper
    Private Go_To_The_Bathroom As Path
    Private Mirror As Reflector
    Private Toothbrush As Object
    Private Brush_My_Teeth As Activity
    Private Razor_Blade As Object
    Private Shave As Activity
    Private Sit_On_The_Throne As OutputStream
    Private Toilet_Is_Clogged As Exception
End Sub

 

[sorex]

even in assembler you can have fun like that (notice that it is valid code and not using labels)

6510 asm

lda $d00d
and $babe
jmp $2bed