Why do programmers wear glasses?

Johan Schoeman

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Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he did not get arrays....

What is the Object Oriented way of becoming wealthy?
Inheritance.....
 

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Lahksman said:
a foo walks into a bar,
takes a look around
and says: "Hello world!".
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I thought you were going to say "I can see foo all without my glasses.....
 

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A programmer's wife says to him:

(W) Dear, something is wrong with our marriage. You must improve...
(P) I Try to. You know what I mean?
(W) Caught it!
(P) So Finally we should divorce...

(Quite bad, I know. But if you understand it, you are a good programmer! )
 

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"How did that nasty virus get into our computer?" -she asked me...
I replied...
"Apparently someone left a backdoor open..."

"Backdoor!?!? We live on a fith floor!!!"
 

Johan Schoeman

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This has noting to do with programmers and glasses and all to do with atoms....

Atom 1 to Atom2: "I think I lost an electron!"
Atom 2 to Atom 1: "Are you sure about it?"
Atom 1: "Yes, I'm positive!"

A statistician walks into your average bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve your type here”. The statistician says “you’re just mean”.


A superconductor walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Hey, get out, we don’t serve your kind here”. The superconductor leaves without any resistance.
 
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wonder said:
Yo mama so fat, the recursive function computing her mass caused a stack overflow.
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I heard this one...."your mamma is so fat her photo weighs 295kg!"
 

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An int, a char, and a string walk into a bar and order some drinks.
A short while later, the int and char start hitting on the waitress who gets very uncomfortable and walks away.
The string walks up to the waitress and says “You’ll have to forgive them, they’re primitive types.”
 

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One for @wonder....

Frustrated, the professor slams down the phone.
His colleague pops his head in to investigate, “What’s the matter?”
“Oh, its these damn students. They keep asking for us teach low-level languages.”
“So?”
“So… if I told them once, I’ve told them a thousand times: There aren’t classes in C!”
 

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nice thread wonder, lots of funny jokes.

but i have a real problem, my wife told me "...or the computer or me, choose!"
so i guess i will need to tell you all goodbye

but don't worry i go help her packing and will be back in 5 minutes
 
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