"That there is a 'Real' MAC on the phone is undeniable. "
That is true but is mostly useless since most of the time the device will report a different MAC address when you access a different access point, unless MAR is turned off.
In addition, on the devices I am familiar with, the hardware MAC address is different on 2.4GHz and 5GHz (aside from MAR), I suspect that is the case for all devices since both radios are somewhat independent and could be on at the same time so while they are actual hardware MAC addresses and are unique to their particular interface, you can't use it to uniquely identify a device (phone, tablet, laptop) unless you register both MAC addresses. If you use a USB-WiFi adapter on a laptop, you will get yet another MAC address.
Bottom line, you would be better off trying to find another method of identification because that is not likely to work very well, hence I propose a modification to Erel's post: " You cannot <reliably> get the mac address on new devices. "