Also:
- Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
- Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.
- 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Hope you like this, it made me chuckle a while back when I was given it as a Birthday card, luckily I've kept it and I'm able to share with you guys (and gal's ) as I can't find it on the web anywhere....