Found some good ones to share:
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor
A logician tells a colleague his wife just had a baby.
– Is it a boy or a girl?
– Yes.
Lotteries are a tax on people who suck at math.