A little programmers humor

Beja

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A man wanted to borrow some money from a friend..

- Can I owe you a thousand dollars?
- Sorry I can't hear you.. you said what?
- Can----I----owe----you---- a thousand----Dollars"
- Still I can't hear you.. can you come to the other side, I hear you better..
and the man goes around and talk to him loud in his right year:
- Can I owe you two thousand Dollars?
- Oh, I think I can hear you better from the other side come back over here.
 

Beja

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A programmer calls British Airways:

p- hello, I have a question
ba- yes!
p- how long it takes to travel from London to New York
ba: ok just one minute...
p- just one minute, thank you.. and he hangs up.
 
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Troberg

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Well, as London->New York is travelling with the sun, chances are, time zones considered, that it will only take one minute.
 

Johan Schoeman

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Only me and God knew what I was trying to do with this piece of code, when I wrote it with no comments. Now only God knows...

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Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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99 little bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
138 bugs in the code

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Can you believe Mozart wrote his 1785 Piano Concerto No. 21 in C? I can't imagine compiling back then!

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Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

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One programmer asks another, "Can I borrow $1000?" The other programmer says "Why don't we make it an even $1024?"

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#define TRUE 0
#define FALSE 1
// Happy debugging!
 
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RandomCoder

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Johan Schoeman said:
Only me and God knew what I was trying to do with this piece of code, when I wrote it with no comments. Now only God knows...
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I particularly like this one! Who's not been in this situation? I always, always, comment my code but even then it's sometimes not enough
 

stari

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#define as humor = true
 

stari

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As Johan say: Now only God knows... as Boolean Now only God knows... = FALSE
RandomCoder said:
I particularly like this one! Who's not been in this situation? I always, always, comment my code but even then it's sometimes not enough
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