Hell

[Sandman]

 

[LucaMs]

Because there are no "hot keys" in that place, there are keys that cause burns.

 

[Alexander Stolte]

Because there are no "hot keys" in that place, there are keys that cause burns.

My eyes started to burn as I read this.

 

[agraham]

I assume it's funny to everybody else but my tiny little pedantic mind can't see the joke!

 

[LucaMs]

I assume it's funny to everybody else but my tiny little pedantic mind can't see the joke!

You're not alone ?

 

[Sandman]

I assume it's funny to everybody else but my tiny little pedantic mind can't see the joke!

You know the moving sidewalks at airports? Imagine being behind somebody just standing on the sidewalk (and filling up the full width so nobody can pass) when you're really in a hurry somewhere. This joke is somewhat related to the frustration in that situation.

Also: Now I can't stop imagining standing behind you, watching you move the mouse pointer slooooowly over the screen to press the COPY icon. All the while my mind is screaming "CONTROL+C! CONTROL+C!!!"

 

[rabbitBUSH]

My eyes started to burn as I read this.

At least it wasn't your ears.......






[[just in case - there is saying that if your ears are "burning" then someone is talking about you.....]]

 

[rabbitBUSH]

CONTROL+C

Control-Who?
Last year in America that might have been CNTRL-D.

 

[LucaMs]

You know the moving sidewalks at airports? Imagine being behind somebody just standing on the sidewalk (and filling up the full width so nobody can pass) when you're really in a hurry somewhere. This joke is somewhat related to the frustration in that situation.

Also: Now I can't stop imagining standing behind you, watching you move the mouse pointer slooooowly over the screen to press the COPY icon. All the while my mind is screaming "CONTROL+C! CONTROL+C!!!"

Yes, I also can't figure out who uses a lot of mouse and menus when very convenient "hotkeys" are available.

 

[rabbitBUSH]

can't figure out who uses a lot of mouse and menus

Those who have not looked in the mirror today......or taken a selfie

 

[LucaMs]

Those who have not looked in the mirror today......or taken a selfie

For fear of heart attacks, I prefer to look in the mirror as little as possible; that's why I only shave my beard once a week ?

 

[agraham]

All the while my mind is screaming "CONTROL+C! CONTROL+C!!!"

Ah! I can't identify with that as I am not a hotkey person, except for Cut, Copy and Paste.

 

[Sandman]

Ah! I can't identify with that as I am not a hotkey person, except for Cut, Copy and Paste.

I think we just got our explanation to why you didn't understand the joke in the first post.

 

[Daestrum]

Ctlr-C / Ctrl-V is so 1980's - I prefer Ctrl-INS / Shift-INS

 

[LucaMs]

B4X - CTRL+Y - CTRL+D - (CTRL+X -CTRL+Z)

 

[mangojack]

Ah! I can't identify with that as I am not a hotkey person, except for Cut, Copy and Paste.

You mean there's a hot key for Cut as well ...

 

[LucaMs]

https://www.b4x.com/android/forum/threads/to-upper-case-i-did-not-know.131406/

 

[rabbitBUSH]

hot key for Cut

Its called the Gillian's X-Files-key

I don't have enough finger memory to remember all these ->

No cntrl-shift-alt-winkey-ins/del -> enter key here