Your most amusing support questions...

[DonManfred]

Indeed Sorex,
That's what we like to call a PEBKAC problem.

PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

i usually call it "Problem 55"

PS: 55cm between Monitor and Head of User.

 

[Beja]

Related support wisdom:

A nomad traveling with his donkey, met on the road with another traveler.. the other traveler noticed that
the nomad carried two heavy bags on his donkey's back, with one on each side.. he asked him:
- What are you carrying in these two bags?
-- One of them is filled with grain and the other with sand, so it can balance the grain bag.
- oh I have a better idea for you that will save your donkey..
They emptied the sand bag and divided the grain into the two bags.. and the load was cut into half, saving the donkey.

-- Ok my friend now I must say good bye because I have to take that road..
- Please wait, and he asked him to put the grain back together in one bag and filled the other with sand.. the surprised traveler
asked:
-- But why, wasn't it a good idea?
- May be but that was your idea, and since you are leaving then I wouldn't have support for it.

 

[LucaMs]

Can I post an episode with opposite meanings?

When I went to buy my router, the salesman start to talk about a technical-scientific theory about the glue wallpaper (which would absorb the waves transmitted).

He quoted also the author of these theories.

Note that the clerk was an immigrant in Italy.

He deserved a better job.