Is a joke ok?

[JohnC]

I would like to share a joke - it does have a single curse word in it because it is essential to the punchline of the joke.

The joke is religion-free, race-free, nationality-free, politics-free, covid-free, fuel-price-free, etc.

I couldn't easily find where the forum rules were, so would it be ok to post this joke?

 

[EnriqueGonzalez]

Forum Guidelines

The main purpose of B4X forum is to provide a place for technical discussions related to programming with B4X. This is a multinational and multicultural forum. Guidelines: Use common sense. Safe place. All posts should be safe for all members. This includes children. Do not troll...

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my best guess is that if you have heard children say the curse word, then it is safe. lol

 

[Sandman]

would it be ok to post this joke?

Use common sense.

Which reminds me of this saying: ”Common sense isn't.”

(Might be difficult to translate to some languages so in case its difficult to parse, it's basically saying ”Common sense isn't common", in a very dry, English, way.)

 

[Star-Dust]

The joke is religion-free, race-free, nationality-free, politics-free, covid-free, fuel-price-free, etc.

If it's free of course, it's fun-free, it's not a joke. Better not to publish such a joke

The rules strictly prohibit to make jokes that they don't laugh ?

 

[aeric]

Where’s the joke?

 

[aeric]

Maybe you can use a spoiler

it does have a single curse word in it

 

[LucaMs]

All this still hasn't made me laugh ?
?

 

[KMatle]

Don't forget the joke tags ?

 

[JohnC]

OK, here it goes....

Mickey mouse wants to divorce Minnie mouse.

So the divorce judge looks at the paperwork and says "Mickey, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie mouse just because she 'act's stupid', is that correct?"

Spoiler: Punchline

Mickey replies "I didn't say she act's stupid, I said she's fucking goofy!"

 

[LucaMs]

goofy

So Minnie dressed up as Goofy? ?

 

[JohnC]

So Minnie dressed up as Goofy? ?

For those who may not get this joke because they are not very familiar with Disney characters, here is an explanation of the punchline...

(I will use "freaking" instead of the word I used so I'm not dropping "F" bombs all over the place)

You can call someone "Crazy", but if you call them "freaking crazy", it means that they are VERY crazy.

So, when my joke says "freaking goofy", you can take that in one of two ways:

1) "Goofy" can mean "to act stupid", so "freaking goofy" could mean she acts "very stupid".
2) But "Goofy" is also the name of another Disney character (the picture of the dog posted), so "freaking goofy" could also mean she is having sex with goofy.

So, the confusion between the two meanings is the funny part (because the judge was thinking one way and Mickey meant the other way)

 

[LucaMs]

goofy =

• silly,
• foolish,
• stupid,
• daft,
• inane

 

[EnriqueGonzalez]

OK, here it goes....

Mickey mouse wants to divorce Minnie mouse.

So the divorce judge looks at the paperwork and says "Mickey, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie mouse just because she 'act's stupid', is that correct?"

Spoiler: Punchline

Mickey replies "I didn't say she act's stupid, I said she's fucking goofy!"

**faints**

 

[Star-Dust]

OK, here it goes....

Mickey mouse wants to divorce Minnie mouse.

So the divorce judge looks at the paperwork and says "Mickey, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie mouse just because she 'act's stupid', is that correct?"

Spoiler: Punchline

Mickey replies "I didn't say she act's stupid, I said she's fucking goofy!"

my joke is funnier

Spoiler

As a young man I was poor

Now after so many years of hard work and sacrifice I can confidently say that I am no longer young

Spoiler

The downfall of the world will be indifference.
Who cares !!

Spoiler

Internet service assistance
- My router doesn't work
- What lights are on?
- The one in the living room and the one in the bathroom
- Okay, we'll send a tecnic

 

[JohnC]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed: Desperate

The response from Tech Support:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:

I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2.

Do not forget to install the Guilt 30 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Please remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 10 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is incompatible with Husband 1.0 and will crash both programs.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0, and especially Sexy Lingerie 100.1.

Good Luck,

Tech Support Team

 

[aeric]

A joke that requires good explanation is not a good joke ?

 

[mangojack]

OK, here it goes....

Mickey mouse wants to divorce Minnie mouse.

???..... now thats a good joke !

 

[Heuristx]

When I was young I wanted to be filthy rich.
Wow! I am halfway there!

 

[LucaMs]

When I was young I wanted to be filthy rich.
Wow! I am halfway there!

Are you fifty (%) rich?

 

[Heuristx]

???
Nah, just filthy.